Score! Times 2?
So today during my lunch hour – actaully its only 1/2 hours…so during my half hour lunch break I was hungry for a burger. Koryo is this Korea/American - I think – fast food joint that I’m begining to like. Shreaded Beef dipped in this To Die For sweet sauce coupled with cabbage & onions drizzeled with this orange sauce that I had mistaken for cheese…so damn good…made right before your eyes. They even have flames shoot up for your viewing pleasure!
So the girl at the register was taking my oder:
Can I help you?
Yes you can.*pause*
I tried to be funny It didn’t work…she gave me a blank stare…
Riiight, yes I would like your Beef burger and a Ginger Ale, please.
Fries with that?
No…
That will be $5.63.
I gave her $10.03…she gives me back $9.40 – I was puzzeled…I just got a burger and a drink for 60 cents. SCORE!
I wanted to be the nice customer and point out her mistake, but all I could think of was the ugly blank stare she gave me.
No regrets there.
So a couple of days ago I was honked at by a black mercedes. I’m assumig its a female driver along with her a female passenger. I was honked at, not once, but 3 times…I can only guess one person that I know who drives that car, but has absolutely no reason to be in my neighbourhood…first I was like ‘Yea I’m the man’ and then I kinda felt creeped out, now I’m just don’t know what to think.
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Burger and a drink that cheap? And to be hit on at the same time – you go!
take her and the friend out to eat burgers
Jana: They are still a mystery to me…
Roooner that is hilarious! Who was the driver that kept honking at you? Are you sure it wasnt me!?
Aiysha: I\’m pretty sure it wasn\’t you…seeing that your in London <England> working as we speak….
lol
This is why I carry a stick. Sometimes it works to change the blank stare into a WTF did you do that for Ahole kind of look, and sometimes they stop honking if I approach screaming and swinging at the expensive car.
Sometimes, it doesn\’t. That\’s just the way things are I guess.